dilclo:

when she texts first <3

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personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

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swiftingthrough:

cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside

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Im eating just in case i get hungry later

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jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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spotifylistener:

when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there

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nosdrinker:

when is science going to quit with the boring shit and start working on making lightsabers real

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gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

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