- how to prepare for exams: cry
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
when is science going to quit with the boring shit and start working on making lightsabers real
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday