celeryludenberg:

what if i just

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

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slapmytitties:

there should be an “i feel u” button

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theyellowbrickroad:

I’m in Disneyworld and its raining like crazy and one of the princes strutted past me and said “even in the rain I look good” omfg

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hotstraightboy:

hotstraightboy:

im going to be a reverse prostitute where i pay people to have sex with me

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i dont need this

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anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.