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n0ovacane:

SHOTS FIRED

plainjanefaye:

 FUCKING THANK YOU.

plainjanefaye:

 FUCKING THANK YOU.

klmye:

penis-hilton:

tumblr sure ain’t fucking around

im so proud 

tomatogami:

ANOTHER INCREDIBLE FEAT ACHIEVED BY SCIENTISTS

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

miissmadhatter:

Britain in a nutshell.

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying