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sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

vegetarain:

ultrannoying:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot

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burgerkid:

operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?

me: my wifi isnt working

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

intensional:

Get out me car

intensional:

Get out me car

thatfunnyblog:

 


Me sitting next to you in class

i really like your animal print

thatfunnyblog:

 

Me sitting next to you in class

i really like your animal print

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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You’re a Bitch

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You

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You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

thesnowmaid:

weirdteenblogger:

i feel so uncomfortable 

what the fuck is this

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*